From: Blue Wild Angel kicked purple sensible cherub's ass!
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 10:16 AM
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She had a nice pussy


Pics? Or am i too hopeful. 
From: phVEX
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 10:17 AM
52
http://www.asianthumbs.org 
From: hot glue daddy washes over and you're one with the sound
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 1:11 PM
53
Is it just me but are the majority of asian chicks really materialistic?


bingo, it's a rare find when you find one that isn't a label whore. sadly, the females of my race are all about the $. 
From: the_big_wiggle - Official 2007 Fazed Fantasy Football Champion - Vet
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 1:13 PM
54
Aside from their flat asses and chest, asian women are pretty hawt.
Although I've never seen one in person that I'd fall head over heels for. 
From: th eco rnroller says:" Honey, I will smother you with a pillow tonight because... "
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 1:29 PM
55
I dated a pretty hot asian chick for a short time a few years ago. She had some big boobs but she was totally psycho. I'll stick with blonds - thank you very much. 
From: chinky dinkins
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 1:42 PM
56
you people are my homies. Yes, it is cool to be down with brown. Peace out. 
From: rabbiwanna is a freaking jerk.
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 1:43 PM
57
Asian girls are cute.
When I see them, I want to hold them and pat them on the head and stuff.
But I'm never sexually attracted to them. 
From: chinky dinkins
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 1:44 PM
58
bingo, it's a rare find when you find one that isn't a label whore. sadly, the females of my race are all about the $.


Let's just put it this way - I know a girl from Hong Kong who smoke Yves St. Laurent cigarettes. I was like wtf is that? They just license the label for re-marketing purposes. What's next, Prada douches? 
From: Putang Ina Mo scratch a lover find a foe
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 1:46 PM
59
the thread Putang has been waiting for his whole life, and he's nowhere to be found with his bevy of asian pr0n


(Comes slidding into thread head first ) I'm here!!! I've arrived!!!....BEST THREAD EVAR!!!!1111 
From: Putang Ina Mo scratch a lover find a foe
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 1:53 PM
60
The positives : Asian woman have the best hair hands down, they age well, are smart, loyal, hardworking, willing to make sacrafices, and will never cheat on you.

The negatives : Asian woman that were born and raised here (not all but most) or those that don't have close relationships with there families. Are the most self-centerd, materialistic bithches you will find. They are like Paris Hilton, but worse. It's nothing but partying, bling- bling, being popular, and living for drama. 
From: hot glue daddy washes over and you're one with the sound
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 1:56 PM
61
living for drama.


oh dang... all those repressed memories... resurfacing.... aaaguuuugghhh 1!!!!!! 
From: homerjay is probably your Eskimo brother
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 1:58 PM
62
The negatives : Asian woman that were born and raised here (not all but most) or those that don't have close relationships with there families. Are the most self-centerd, materialistic bithches you will find. They are like Paris Hilton, but worse. It's nothing but partying, bling- bling, being popular, and living for drama.

ding ding ding. my ex to a T 
From: strawboss
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 1:58 PM
63
I knew an asian girl in college that was raised in Alabama. She had the most southern drawl I had ever heard, but dang could she make good biscuits and gravy.

......."Sometimes the funniest stuff in life really is true."--Jeff Foxworthy 
From: onemanarmy - Canada
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 1:58 PM
64
The negatives : Asian woman that were born and raised here (not all but most) or those that don't have close relationships with there families. Are the most self-centerd, materialistic bithches you will find. They are like Paris Hilton, but worse. It's nothing but partying, bling- bling, being popular, and living for drama.


omg yes, i tell people this all the time, americanized asian girls are the bitchiest girls in the world, i dont know why, but they are all perma-pms 
From: onemanarmy - Canada
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 2:01 PM
65
i remember in high school gym class we were just shooting around basketballs and i airballed a 3, this asian bitch said "if you can't reach it, don't shoot" in the nastiest tone of voice

like wtf, first of all i dont know you, second of all i can reach it, if you want me to prove it you can stand a full court away from me and let me throw the ball as hard as i can against ur face whore

its okay, though, cause later in the year when we played floor hockey (which i completely pwned at, best in the class by far), i took a nice hard slapshot and nailed her right in the ankle from 10 feet away and she had to go sit down and cry 
From: homerjay is probably your Eskimo brother
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 2:03 PM
66
you're mean oma 
From: chocomel
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 2:04 PM
67
Asian Girls rule


sounds like someone has come down with a serious case of Yellow Fever 
From: chocomel
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 2:04 PM
68
the pussy's always pink on the inside.


shit, I gotta get my wife to a doctor 
From: Crooky is the Tiger Woods of fat chicks
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 2:50 PM
69
shit, I gotta get my wife to a doctor 

My bad. Sorry John. 
From: Azzaz Elo is the escapegoat
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 2:55 PM
70
So Hawt...delicate...like a perfect little doll:

http://www.southern-charms2.com/akira/fotos251.htm 
From: Crooky is the Tiger Woods of fat chicks
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 2:59 PM
71
Actually, the only Asian girl I know that rules is Arroyo. 
From: Heferito this tagline intentionally left blank
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 3:00 PM
72
Bronson is a girl? 
From: TheRyno665 thinks he's being molested by a tree
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 3:09 PM
73
Yup, Asians are teh hottness. There's this one Asian girl I see once in a while. I'd do anything to get with her. But she dresses really nice which probably means she's really materialistic, therefore I got no game.

I told this story in another thread but I gotta tell it here again. A few friends and I went to this bar where a friend's band was playing. During the night, we get introduced to one of my friend's brother's Asian girlfriend, which is like the only other Asian girl in town. Later on, during the set, we start yelling out random stupid songs for requests like "Freebird" and "Sk8er Boi." Thinking of one of the dumbest songs I know, I yelled out "Turning Japanese!" Everyone just kinda falls silent and looks at me. I'm like "What?" to which my friend is like "Dude, my brother's gonna kill you!" I'm like "What fo...OHHHHHH! Shit!" He never did anything to me since they were broken up in like a few days. Don't know if I had anything to do with that. 
From: Goodthing comes on those who wait
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 3:24 PM
74
You guys ever notice that in Japanese pornos the girls always sound like they are crying when they gey nailed? 
From: the_big_wiggle - Official 2007 Fazed Fantasy Football Champion - Vet
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 3:28 PM
75
You guys ever notice that in Japanese pornos the girls always sound like they are crying when they gey nailed?

Yes, and I would say that's a GoodThing
From: chocomel
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 3:28 PM
76
You guys ever notice that in Japanese pornos the girls always sound like they are crying when they gey nailed? 


that's why i like it 
From: Putang Ina Mo scratch a lover find a foe
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 3:34 PM
77
Thinking of one of the dumbest songs I know, I yelled out "Turning Japanese!" Everyone just kinda falls silent and looks at me. I'm like "What?" to which my friend is like "Dude, my brother's gonna kill you!" I'm like "What fo...OHHHHHH! Shit!" He never did anything to me since they were broken up in like a few days. Don't know if I had anything to do with that.


I really think so.....think so....think so. 
From: Goodthing comes on those who wait
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 3:49 PM
78
Is it true their pussies go horizontal instead of vertical? 
From: Shaggy6ster is a 60's shagster
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 3:54 PM
79
i like tall, blondes and redheads dangerous curves. asian chicks dont quite meet those requirements. 
From: the_big_wiggle - Official 2007 Fazed Fantasy Football Champion - Vet
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 3:55 PM
80
asian chicks dont quite meet those requirements.

I just checked, asians girls are fine with not meeting Shagg's requirements.
In fact, they are damn pleased. 
From: Azzaz Elo is the escapegoat
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 3:57 PM
81
asian chicks dont quite meet those requirements.


Yeah, but they'll clean your house for you afterward if they really like you. 
From: chocomel
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 4:07 PM
82
when i get bored i pull out my japanese porno
you know, those magazines i got in kyoto when i was there
they're actually comic books, sadomasochistic comics
and they're really into knots those japanese, they're really into knots
i...i...i....i know it's not right, the knots, and pulleys, and candles
but....no, no! not right, women tied up, tied up in knots
but...but...but...but...but....

know it's not right, women tied up, women tied up in knots
tell your mom, tell your pop, women tied up in knots 
From: Shaggy6ster is a 60's shagster
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 4:07 PM
83
my gf cleans my apt in nothing more than a thong. 
From: meatloaf can't spell
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 4:10 PM
84
when i get bored i pull out my japanese porno
you know, those magazines i got in kyoto when i was there
they're actually comic books, sadomasochistic comics
and they're really into knots those japanese, they're really into knots
i...i...i....i know it's not right, the knots, and pulleys, and candles
but....no, no! not right, women tied up, tied up in knots
but...but...but...but...but....

know it's not right, women tied up, women tied up in knots
tell your mom, tell your pop, women tied up in knots


fapfapfapfapfapfapfapFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP..................aaaaah :) 
From: Putang Ina Mo scratch a lover find a foe
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 4:14 PM
85
http://img136.exs.cx/img136/6577/dreamon2br.jpg 
From: meatloaf can't spell
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 4:16 PM
86
.....................................blart 
From: Goodthing comes on those who wait
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 4:17 PM
87
Mmmmmmmmmmmm, Asian pussy is goooooooD! Nice meat flaps and everything. 
From: Fletch - more amusing than clown rape
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 4:19 PM
88
well that was graphic 
From: chocomel
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 4:20 PM
89
if you pick out a good one, banging an asian chick is as close as you can get to nailing a 14 year old white girl 
From: Putang Ina Mo scratch a lover find a foe
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 4:20 PM
90
http://img25.exs.cx/img25/1748/2341rt.jpg 
From: gescamil does not compute
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 4:21 PM
91
I told this story in another thread but I gotta tell it here again. A few friends and I went to this bar where a friend's band was playing. During the night, we get introduced to one of my friend's brother's Asian girlfriend, which is like the only other Asian girl in town. Later on, during the set, we start yelling out random stupid songs for requests like "Freebird" and "Sk8er Boi." Thinking of one of the dumbest songs I know, I yelled out "Turning Japanese!" Everyone just kinda falls silent and looks at me. I'm like "What?" to which my friend is like "Dude, my brother's gonna kill you!" I'm like "What fo...OHHHHHH! Shit!" He never did anything to me since they were broken up in like a few days. Don't know if I had anything to do with that.


stupid story 
From: Lemmy is walking on sunshine and living large
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 4:21 PM
92
YUaeh, i am for some Putang...

Now, that i think of that, im in no condition to F**k. 
From: Crooky is the Tiger Woods of fat chicks
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 4:21 PM
93
stupid story

I just don't get it. 
From: Putang Ina Mo scratch a lover find a foe
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 4:22 PM
94
http://img53.exs.cx/img53/836/tera418bu.jpg 
From: Putang Ina Mo scratch a lover find a foe
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 4:23 PM
95
http://img159.exs.cx/img159/9777/shaunakohotpink021gc.jpg 
From: Fletch - more amusing than clown rape
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 4:23 PM
96
and analy correct it.


See she was asian, and he said japanese, and of course they would be offended. Just like if you were let say Dutch and someone called you Swedish, wouldn't you be SOOOOOOO pissed and embarassed omgogmogmogm I"m blushing just thinking about it!!!!1

/falls down 
From: Fletch - more amusing than clown rape
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 4:25 PM
97
i just don't get it


my copy and past is broken... fuck, that quote goes up there ^ 
From: Putang Ina Mo scratch a lover find a foe
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 4:30 PM
98
http://img141.exs.cx/img141/9729/021602a0lc.jpg 
From: Gnobody loves you
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 4:31 PM
99
Yellow fever?

I've got the Yellow Plague! 
From: meatloaf can't spell
 
Date: 2/18/05 @ 4:38 PM
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Putang Ina Mo i have respek for your pr0n pics :D 
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