fuck yea 

i got home somewhere around 6:00am and then blew a .114 at about noon when i woke up.

supposed to go to a friend's place for drinks and fireworks tonight, we'll see. 

I fucking tried. I really did.

I have hate a-brewin'. I think I directed it at a worthy, yet pathetic source.

My bads.

Hope da sleeps halps. 

yee yee 

I am having The Good Time.

A smooth buzz after a long day is a deliciously rewarding treat. 

you ain't got no you mix! 

I got drank last night. 

me too. today is going to be a long day at work. 

It really was a long day, but it is almost over though! 

i've got just under 5 hours until i can drink beer 

i keep waking up at like 3:30-4:30 am for no reason ... i dont have to get up for work until september

something tells me i need to drink more... or less : / 

what whartttttttttttttttt 

so drunk
so excited for the deep sleep that alcoholism proveids!

i have to work around 3 pm tommrow
but until then the super relaxewd air conditiojned sleep i will have will be sooooooooo sick

mmmmmmmmmmmhm

oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

eeeeeeok i'm done 

I got %100 percent on the drums on a song in Rockband II.

Some shitty Nirvana song with 8 drum notes. Would have made an awesome demotivator.

Teh guy singing sounded like a wounded moose waiting to die after being hit on the highway, and he still got %99. Mostly because Nirvana sucks that hard. 

i'm so drunk I ran the 24 hour le mans in record time.

backwards and blindfolded. 

ninja please 

i just came within seconds of my lifer ending 

thank god for my friends yyyyyyyyyeah 

drunk again reminiscen 

You'd think that with all of these Cuba Libres, I'd have freed them by now.

Still work to do. 

woooooooooooooooooooottttttt-tuht-tuihthththht

/yes 

going to have a couple
this humidity demands it 

getting my drink on tonight
usually a beer guy, but tonight i'm a bourbon guy 

i need to start a blog ewoooooooooooooot 

i had 7 instead of a few

monday

zwhatever " I'll fo what i want"! 

going downtown in about 30 minutes to predrink with some mates and then likely to this new bar

imma also start using the word 'mates' to refer to friends from now on 

I got drank in Fishtown 

idrank 

Japan Face said:

idrank

The new product from Japple,

the iDrunk. 

i am faded 

I know its late to the game but I just discovered Dirty Martinis. Not Gin. Vodka that is. Swimmin pools...movie stars....In all seriousness they are delicious. 

Getting drunk tonight. Been drinking a bunch of Australian micro brews, now I'm moving on to a bottle of Fools bay shiraz cabernet. 

My girlfriend was supposed to show up to help me drink this bottle of wine, and she's no where to be found. Sadly, I'm not complaining at all. more for me! 

derp. that is all. 

im loaded

off to nap 

Whoo!
Whooooo!

Anybody else hate "whoo" girls? 

wat 

i enjoy when chicks shout "Whooo" out a car window at you 

i like it when they do that and shots 

Japan Face said:

i enjoy when chicks shout "Whooo" out a car window at you

They do that for each other not for you. 

(No offense or nothing) 

offense averted 

drunk before noon

i love vacation 

bout to pass out listenin to this classic Verdi shit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SSCxJdHeKY
jokes song it just sounds funny, the video iw kind of stupid 

WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! 

Me, I'm drunk. 

yeay 

as am i 

holy hell, am I ever hammered 

i'm basically peaced