From: downhilljunkie loves you so much, he wants to tie you up and stick things in your butt
Date: 7/26/10 @ 8:43 PM
16,251
because the 80 year old figures he is going to die anyway... get it while it's hot!
and the nurse figures the 80 year old might leave her a portion of his estate if she took him up on his offer....
and the nurse figures the 80 year old might leave her a portion of his estate if she took him up on his offer....
mmmbort said:
I'd ask you to define old but I'm fairly certain I wouldn't like the answer...
I'd ask you to define old but I'm fairly certain I wouldn't like the answer...
I mean like retirees. I don't mind 30's and 40's. Hell, my husband is 35.
Pinup Doll said:
I mean like retirees. I don't mind 30's and 40's. Hell, my husband is 35.
I mean like retirees. I don't mind 30's and 40's. Hell, my husband is 35.
Ha! Okay then. Suddenly I don't feel old. As to the poly scene sucking wherever you are, it sorta sucks here too, but we sorta fell into it from the swing scene. We got lucky the first time, it seems. :) The swing scene here isn't huge, but we were never lacking for company, and we were kinda whorish even by the relaxed standards of the swing community. :)
From: Fox Jeffworthy will bust the windows out your car for some chicken
Date: 7/27/10 @ 11:45 AM
16,254
Wait, is 35 old? I'm going to be 35 in 2 days. And I don't want to be old.
grandpa
Fox Jeffworthy said:
Wait, is 35 old? I'm going to be 35 in 2 days. And I don't want to be old.
Wait, is 35 old? I'm going to be 35 in 2 days. And I don't want to be old.
No, 80 is old.
No, I said my husband was 35. 35 is not old.
I'm 28 but I feel like I'm 80.
So how does that work for you?
So how does that work for you?
From: CapslockFury will ferociously lock, stock, and smoke your two barrels
Date: 7/28/10 @ 6:18 PM
16,259
Impending Skirt Sammich
Tomorrow Bishes
Tomorrow Bishes
From: CapslockFury will ferociously lock, stock, and smoke your two barrels
Date: 7/28/10 @ 6:18 PM
16,260
WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO
pix
Skirt sammich?
From: velifer - time flies like a banana, fruit flies have nothing to lose but their chains
Date: 7/28/10 @ 6:42 PM
16,263
Wikipedia said:
The term skirt steak refers to two cuts of beef steak, one from the plate and one from the flank. Both are long, flat cuts that are prized for flavor rather than tenderness. The types are used interchangably.
The term skirt steak refers to two cuts of beef steak, one from the plate and one from the flank. Both are long, flat cuts that are prized for flavor rather than tenderness. The types are used interchangably.
Ahh, great sliced thin with a little horseradish sauce on a good light rye...
also, "interchangably," seriously? Doesn't anyone edit that site?
From: CapslockFury will ferociously lock, stock, and smoke your two barrels
Date: 7/28/10 @ 6:59 PM
16,264
Well, I am going here
http://www.stayz.com.au/56163
With these two
http://tinypic.com/r/6jneq9/3
For the long weekend (Friday included, i took annual leave)
If it's not gonna be Hrrrrrnt then i don't know what it's gonna be
http://www.stayz.com.au/56163
With these two
http://tinypic.com/r/6jneq9/3
For the long weekend (Friday included, i took annual leave)
If it's not gonna be Hrrrrrnt then i don't know what it's gonna be
From: downhilljunkie loves you so much, he wants to tie you up and stick things in your butt
Date: 7/28/10 @ 7:03 PM
16,265
i want to be tied down (gently) B&D-D
TEASED
like really teased
right up to that point, and denied
over and over
until the slightest touch just makes me explode.
TEASED
like really teased
right up to that point, and denied
over and over
until the slightest touch just makes me explode.
From: downhilljunkie loves you so much, he wants to tie you up and stick things in your butt
Date: 7/28/10 @ 7:03 PM
16,266
soz if that is too vanilla
Think I need to move to Australia
sounds like a kinky paradise
sounds like a kinky paradise
CapslockFury said:
Well, I am going here
http://www.stayz.com.au/56163
With these two
http://tinypic.com/r/6jneq9/3
For the long weekend (Friday included, i took annual leave)
If it's not gonna be Hrrrrrnt then i don't know what it's gonna be
Well, I am going here
http://www.stayz.com.au/56163
With these two
http://tinypic.com/r/6jneq9/3
For the long weekend (Friday included, i took annual leave)
If it's not gonna be Hrrrrrnt then i don't know what it's gonna be
I need a better picture of the 2nd girl plzkthx
From: CapslockFury will ferociously lock, stock, and smoke your two barrels
Date: 7/28/10 @ 7:45 PM
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Pinup Doll said:
I need a better picture of the 2nd girl plzkthx
I need a better picture of the 2nd girl plzkthx
Then to the schlick thread?
Loreo said:
Think I need to move to Australia
sounds like a kinky paradise
Think I need to move to Australia
sounds like a kinky paradise
It's a kinky paradise everywhere. That's the funny thing.
That soccer mom you saw in the van today? On the weekends, she likes to wear thigh high come fuck me boots and dance on the pole in her basement while her husband, two other guys and one woman watch, and then later fuck her silly.
That dude you saw at the deli today? He likes to tie his wife to the bed and beat her ass raw with a belt.
The cop that wrote you a ticket last week? His wife fucks his ass with a giant strap-on and he fucking loves it.
The difference between you and them? Not nearly as much as you'd think.
hrnt
downhilljunkie said:
i want to be tied down (gently) B&D-D
TEASED
like really teased
right up to that point, and denied
over and over
until the slightest touch just makes me explode.
i want to be tied down (gently) B&D-D
TEASED
like really teased
right up to that point, and denied
over and over
until the slightest touch just makes me explode.
Only kink on the whole page. Slacking.
http://www.testriffic.com/resultfiles/17894kinky.gif
From: CapslockFury will ferociously lock, stock, and smoke your two barrels
Date: 7/29/10 @ 12:15 AM
16,274
Yeah, cos people sleep with multiple people at once ALL THE TIME
that chick's hot.
CapslockFury said:
Yeah, cos people sleep with multiple people at once ALL THE TIME
Yeah, cos people sleep with multiple people at once ALL THE TIME
Well, we do, just about every weekend and occasionally on weeknights, but then we're hardly typical...
b3cky said:
that chick's hot.
that chick's hot.
I'd let her put that collar on me.
From: velifer - time flies like a banana, fruit flies have nothing to lose but their chains
Date: 7/29/10 @ 6:33 PM
16,278
I'd let him scrub my floors. And if he missed a spot, I'd flog him.
...hope that blindfold doesn't cause too many problems. heh.
...hope that blindfold doesn't cause too many problems. heh.
Getting nipples pierced next week. Used to think I was a sub, but realized I'm a dom.
I have to admit, had no idea what a freak I was until I started Fazing.
I have to admit, had no idea what a freak I was until I started Fazing.
From: Red Chiron is out of Give-A-Damn. I hear it's on longterm backorder.
Date: 7/30/10 @ 12:47 AM
16,280
awesome to hear about the piercings. like with any piercing, be sure to keep them really clean. i had to take mine out thanks to an infection. it wasn't pleasant.
gotcha.
blitz d said:
Getting nipples pierced next week. Used to think I was a sub, but realized I'm a dom.
I have to admit, had no idea what a freak I was until I started Fazing.
Getting nipples pierced next week. Used to think I was a sub, but realized I'm a dom.
I have to admit, had no idea what a freak I was until I started Fazing.
piercings have nothing to do with your role.
the ex got a labret piercing which she learned was allergic to surgical steel, and titanium, and plastic and whatever the fuck that whore crammed in there.
From: Red Chiron is out of Give-A-Damn. I hear it's on longterm backorder.
Date: 7/30/10 @ 12:55 AM
16,284
and cock?
Pinup Doll said:
piercings have nothing to do with your role.
piercings have nothing to do with your role.
No but they tell a little about who you truly are.
allergic to steel and titanium? that's fucked up.
Red Chiron said:
and cock?
and cock?
think she handled cock quite well. Not like I was fucking her.
Pinup Doll said:
allergic to steel and titanium? that's fucked up.
allergic to steel and titanium? that's fucked up.
Yeah well, she was a fucked up WHORE
damn
haha yesss
Sorry that I can't act like the respectful husband.
We'd opened our marriage months before. What that meant: married women got loads of cock; married husbands, dude get off my rubber
We'd opened our marriage months before. What that meant: married women got loads of cock; married husbands, dude get off my rubber
My married husband gets plenty of bitches.
I get way more broads wanting my D when im taken then when im just bummin around doin what I do
but I also spend a lot more time being a huge dickhead when im flyin' solo
but I also spend a lot more time being a huge dickhead when im flyin' solo
blitz d said:
No but they tell a little about who you truly are.
No but they tell a little about who you truly are.
No they don't.
I'm going to have to agree with bubbles. I've got my ears pierced and my nose pierced, and I'm planning on getting another nostril piercing...but not because I think it expresses anything about who I am. I just enjoy the way it looks. And now that I've had a chunk of metal in my nose for so long, I don't like the way it feels without it there.
But honestly, for the most part I find piercings on guys to be a little silly. In particular I find nipple piercings on men to be a huge turn-off...but I don't really like nipple piercings in general. I've always been oddly weirded-out by nipples.
But honestly, for the most part I find piercings on guys to be a little silly. In particular I find nipple piercings on men to be a huge turn-off...but I don't really like nipple piercings in general. I've always been oddly weirded-out by nipples.
normally i don't care for nipple piercings.
but i've seen a couple where i was like. whoa...and it was kinda hot.
but there's only been a couple times
but i've seen a couple where i was like. whoa...and it was kinda hot.
but there's only been a couple times
I had my left ear pierced twice (once at the top, once at the bottom) and my eyebrow pierced when I was younger. Never thought about having my nipple done though.
Herb is the exception to every rule.
That man can make anything look sexy.
That man can make anything look sexy.
I've removed them all now though. I think eyebrow piercings look a bit silly, now that I'm older and wiser :)
(of course it looked awesome on me :))
(of course it looked awesome on me :))
I could go for herb in a purple satin bustier with matching manthong, garter belt, and some black lace stockings.
And nipple clamps. Don't forget the nipple clamps.
And nipple clamps. Don't forget the nipple clamps.
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