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Comments]]> Bubba GAMING http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=18036&rss http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=18036&rss#comments These images, by photographers of the Farm Security Administration/Office of War Information, are some of the only color photographs taken of the effects of the Depression on America's rural and small town populations.

Comments]]> Spanky EYE CANDY http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=18033&rss http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=18033&rss#comments WE have been waiting patiently for years while you screw around making hokey movies based on individual characters, like dreamy-and-fresh-out-of-college Brandon Routh Superman, or I-growl-and-bark-a-lot-but-I'm-still-a-complete-tool-douche Christian Bale Batman. Quite frankly, I'm getting tired of waiting for you to figure it out, so I'm going to flat-out tell you how this needs to go down.

As with all movies, it needs to start out with storyline. Make this a serious story, one that deals with a genuine problem or threat, and not just some "Hey guys, we're all super awesome! Let's team up, beat up the bad guys, and get some pizza!" mentality. And Hollywood, good God, listen; it does NOT need to be an origin story! You always, ALWAYS do that! You always make the first movie the origin story! It doesn't matter! Just make an awesome movie, get people hooked, and save the origin story for later on!

Now, we move onto character design and casting. Personally, I really enjoyed the CGI feel employed in this DC Universe trailer. It was completely awesome, and I would totally be cool with a similarly-styled full length feature. However, I do realize that real actors tend to give more believable performances, which allow the audience to identify more with the plight of the characters. So, in the event that it's a live-action movie, here is my tip to you: Do NOT cast big name celebrities for the movie. Whenever you guys bring on big-time A-list celebrities, the movie always becomes more about them than it does about the characters and the story. Cast some new, undiscovered talents that are still hungry, and who will do the most with the role. (Oh, one with exception for Mark Hamill - he is the Joker.)

Lastly, if you start tailoring this movie towards polls and market trends to attract your hip, young demographics, I will come to LA and start firebombing. If there is ever a writers/producers/directors meeting where someone mentions, "Hey, kids like skateboards and Livestrong bracelets! Let's throw a 15 year old skateboarding superhero in there somewhere to identify with the kids today!" everybody in that meeting is obiligated to stop right there, stand up, walk over to the person who uttered the offense, and they are to kick said person in taint repeatedly until their big toe breaks.

And tying into the casting arguments above, and what I alluded to at the beginning of this rant, cast the characters as they are supposed to be. The members of the Justice League are men and women, not kids. They are in their late 20s or 30s, and they have maturity levels to match. Don't cast the next heartthrob for Teen Beat magazine. Cast f**king Superman as a man. If Robert Pattinson's or Taylor Lautner's names are anywhere near this picture, I will hire an old streetwalking hooker with genital warts to piss in all of your coffee pots. [ME GUSTA]

Oh, and one more thing. Can we get rid of the rubber and leather suits? Unless the movie is based in some weird techno-future where the costumes have some kind of function or purpose, let's just stick with realistic costumes. The faux-muscles are fooling anyone. Put the actors on the 300 diet and workout regimen and make them look the part.

Now go and make this movie happen, Hollywood. If you need me for more creative consulting, my email is in my profile here.

Comments]]> Spanky COOL http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=18028&rss http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=18028&rss#comments
Comments]]> Bubba VIDEO http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=18026&rss http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=18026&rss#comments
Comments]]> Bubba OH SNAP! http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=18022&rss http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=18022&rss#comments 'Parasailing donkey.' Eh? EH? You see? Can you see it? Awesome as hell, right? Ok, let's make this happen! We can do this! I'll go get the.. Oh, hey Vlad, wait a minute. Do you have an extra bottle of vodka on you? I'm all tapped out."

Comments]]> Spanky WTmotherF http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=18021&rss http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=18021&rss#comments
Comments]]> Bubba WTmotherF http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=18014&rss http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=18014&rss#comments
Comments]]> Bubba HARDWARE http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=18011&rss http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=18011&rss#comments
Comments]]> Spanky SLORE http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17999&rss http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17999&rss#comments
Comments]]> banwa FUNNY http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17995&rss http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17995&rss#comments
Comments]]> Spanky FUNNY http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17994&rss http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17994&rss#comments
Comments]]> Bubba WTmotherF http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17990&rss http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17990&rss#comments
The camera guy stopped filming WAY too soon, sadly.

Comments]]> Bubba FUNNY http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17989&rss http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17989&rss#comments
Comments]]> Bubba EYE CANDY http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17979&rss http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17979&rss#comments When I initially saw this video I was thinking that the bride was just pissed. I was thinking that certain people were appalled and would want to escort that chick out of the tent. But to my wonderful surprise, it wasn't that at all. It was 100 times better.

Comments]]> Bubba OH SNAP! http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17967&rss http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17967&rss#comments
Comments]]> Bubba VIDEO http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17961&rss http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17961&rss#comments
Comments]]> Bubba VIDEO http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17959&rss http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17959&rss#comments real.

Update: Aww, turns out it's not real. :-(

Comments]]> Spanky FUN http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17956&rss http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17956&rss#comments Fazed) as if you were at the World Cup.

Comments]]> Bubba LISTEN http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17952&rss http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17952&rss#comments amazing story pile of steaming bullshit.

Comments]]> Bubba COOL http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17942&rss http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17942&rss#comments
Comments]]> Bubba WTmotherF http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17935&rss http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17935&rss#comments
Comments]]> Bubba SAD http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17929&rss http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17929&rss#comments
Comments]]> SpunOne ART http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17928&rss http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17928&rss#comments all of them lots of them (except for Bueller....Bueller......Bueller).

Comments]]> Bubba LISTEN http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17920&rss http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17920&rss#comments
Comments]]> Spanky GEEKS! http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17912&rss http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17912&rss#comments
Comments]]> Bubba OH SNAP! http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17908&rss http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17908&rss#comments This video took approximately 120+ hours to make, which is pretty much my entire classic rock playlist. About 7000+ pictures were taken. Games in order are Kirby's Adventure, Contra, The Legend of Zelda, Metroid, Mega Man 2, and Super Mario Bros.

Totes sweet!

Comments]]> Spanky GAMING http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17905&rss http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17905&rss#comments
Comments]]> Spanky LISTEN http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17904&rss http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17904&rss#comments Even in death, as we can see on twitter today, the joke of being Gary Coleman is what the world sees first.

Comments]]> SpunOne FYI http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17902&rss http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17902&rss#comments
Comments]]> SpunOne VIDEO http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17896&rss http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17896&rss#comments
Comments]]> Bubba WTmotherF http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17892&rss http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17892&rss#comments
Comments]]> SpunOne GAMING http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17889&rss http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17889&rss#comments
Comments]]> Bubba OH SNAP! http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17887&rss http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17887&rss#comments
Also, this guy does a pretty good Sir Ian McKellen impression. I'll leave you all to squabble over whose impression is better in the comments.

Comments]]> Spanky FUNNY http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17885&rss http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17885&rss#comments Why look at just girls, when you can look at girls in yoga pants?

May be NSFW...maybe...

Comments]]> Bubba HARDWARE http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17823&rss http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17823&rss#comments
Update The story continues.

Comments]]> SpunOne GEEKS! http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17881&rss http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17881&rss#comments
Comments]]> Bubba EYE CANDY http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17880&rss http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17880&rss#comments
(I don't think this is technically NSFW, but your boss probably wouldn't approve of you watching it at work.)

Comments]]> Spanky FAP JUICE http://www.fazed.org/out/?id=17879&rss http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=17879&rss#comments
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Comments]]> Spanky FOLLOWUP